Security Guard Attacks Skateboarders

This security guard has a power trip and goes absolutely bananas on a group of skateboarders. Just when you think this video can’t get any more ridiculous, it does...

Ashley Tisdale Nude in Allure Magazine

Ashley Tisdale makes me laugh. I’ve been writing about her FIT BODY/BAD FACE for a while, and I just can’t seem to get enough of it.

I think it is because I know that she knows she’s not hot, but that she tries to be as hot as she can in photoshoots…because she’s come this far, she can’t just brown paperbag herself all the time, like she does with the paparazzi, but she can duckface.

I mean, if she thought she was hot, she wouldn’t have gotten plastic surgery in the first place. She would have just owned her look. Instead, she does all she can to smoke and mirror it, from fitness to this nude modeling…and for some reason, she’s growing on me.

I kind of appreciate the ugly duckling fighting for her right to be seen, even if it stems from delusion and being a spoiled entitled cunt…but I am probably only into it thanks to the fit body part, because with a fit body, a bad face hardly even exists. Fact.