I found a new seduction strategy for Facebook, since it’s the ultimate online dating site, getting former high school lovers back in contact with each other so they can cheat on their wives and husbands for personal gratification.
So back to my new seduction strategy, which is I find a hot pic of a girl from her profile, send her the link, and ask for permission to masturbate to it. Then, whether she says “yes” or “no” or deletes me as a friend, I follow up with “too fucking late, bitch.”
Yes, it’s been lots of fun. Yes, my life is this boring.
Anyhoo, here are a few pics of Aifha Medina, formerly of the dance group Sex Bomb Girls, so we know she can shake her booty really good. Enjoy, sluts!
