I think I’m still traumatized that my friend made me watch “The Voice” and I was forced to try to understand Christina Aguilera’s massive belly button dent in her tight dress. I was disgusted at the sight of her gut hanging out, but simultaneously fascinated by her huge tits. It’s exactly why I don’t watch TV but instead watch hookers, sluts, and pole dancers in person. Because they are far more tolerable and less damaging to one’s mind, plus they let you put your dick in them.
Here are pictures and videos (download here) of Viva Hot Babe Andrea Del Rosario to end this glorious day, a day that hopefully we made new memories. Yes, that was far too positive a message from me. Let me rephrase that: KILL YOURSELF.