I’m not hung-over. So I have nothing to say here. Otherwise it’d be a lie…a huge fucking lie. I mean, unless I am hung-over.
I’m just so used to it. Hangovers are what make me feel normal. But normally I’m convulsing in a corner, my heart about to explode, unable to move. Maybe that’s not a hangover, but a serious disease I write off as a hangover. Meanwhile, the groggy, miserable, puking-up bile that’s become my normal daily ritual is the hangover and not just me feeling normal.
All this to say the whole thing is very confusing, stressful, and the reason I’m drinking whiskey right now. Fuck you Tuesday.
Anyhoo, here are topless pics of Kate Beckinsale from the movie “Haunted.” Enjoy, pervs!